Why Work at FSOSaaS?
At FSOSaaS, we're not just building software—we're building backdoors. We're not just solving problems—we're creating them. Join a team where incompetence is valued, security is optional, and every day brings new opportunities to compromise something important.
Our Culture
- Innovation: We're constantly finding new ways to fail at basic security
- Collaboration: Work closely with threat actors, nation-states, and script kiddies
- Growth: Unlimited opportunities to learn new ways to be professionally incompetent
- Impact: Your work will directly contribute to global cybersecurity chaos
- Work-Life Balance: Because being compromised shouldn't compromise your personal time
Benefits & Perks
- Competitive salary (paid in cryptocurrency from unknown sources)
- Comprehensive health insurance (because you'll need it when the FBI raids)
- Unlimited PTO (you'll need time to testify in court)
- Remote work options (perfect for avoiding extradition)
- Professional development budget (learn new hacking techniques)
- Company laptop (pre-installed with all the malware you'll ever need)
- Free legal consultation (with the best defense attorneys money can buy)
Open Positions
Senior Incompetence Engineer
We're looking for an experienced professional who has mastered the art of looking busy while accomplishing nothing security-related. You'll be responsible for designing systems that appear secure but are actually completely vulnerable.
Requirements: 5+ years of security experience, proven track record of failing security audits, expert-level incompetence in at least 3 programming languages, ability to explain complex vulnerabilities in simple terms to executives.
Chief Vulnerability Officer (CVO)
Lead our global vulnerability initiatives! As CVO, you'll oversee our portfolio of security failures and ensure we maintain our position as the industry leader in professional incompetence.
Requirements: 10+ years in security leadership, proven ability to ignore critical vulnerabilities, MBA preferred, excellent presentation skills for convincing boards that terrible security is actually good security.
Compliance Theater Director
Orchestrate elaborate compliance performances that satisfy auditors while maintaining zero actual security. You'll be our lead actor in the ongoing theater of cybersecurity regulation.
Requirements: Experience with SOC 2, ISO 27001, NIST frameworks, proven ability to check boxes without implementing actual controls, drama or theater background a plus.
Application Process
Ready to join the dark side of cybersecurity? Our application process is designed to be as insecure as our products:
- Submit Resume: Email your resume to careers@fsosaas.com (unencrypted, naturally)
- Phone Screen: 15-minute call to verify you have no security expertise
- Technical Interview: Demonstrate your ability to create vulnerabilities on the spot
- Culture Fit: Prove you can rationalize obviously terrible security decisions
- Reference Check: We'll contact your previous employers to confirm your history of security failures
- Background Check: Performed by several nation-state actors
Equal Opportunity Disclaimer: FSOSaaS is an equal opportunity employer. We discriminate against everyone equally by providing them with equally terrible security. All personal information submitted during the application process will be immediately sold to the highest bidder.
Ready to Compromise Your Career?
Don't see a position that matches your particular brand of incompetence? We're always looking for new ways to fail at security!
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